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ChapStick Lament
April 25, 2006My lip balm is nearing the end of its short life. I’m quite reluctant to throw it away. We’ve been through a lot together since Nov of last year. I don’t want to say goodbye to it coz it was with me during a time in my life when I needed it the most.
Here are some things that we learned together.
Never trust a guy who comments about the taste of your lip balm. My ex commented about my newly bought Chapstick when we kissed “ Ano ba yang lip balm mo lasang panis!” WAPAK! It is a sign that your relationship is doomed.
Never kiss a guy you aren’t even remotely attracted to. It’ll make you puke. I once kissed a guy just to get back at my ex. It was so gross. I literally puked afterwards. Too bad I didn’t puke on him LOLS
They say that if your partner closes his eyes when he kisses you then it means that he loves you. Ironically, because of this saying/superstition/whatever, I kiss with my eyes wide open to check if his eyes are closed. Maybe my ex saw me with my eyes open and presumed that I didn’t love him and he was right about that. A guy who bites your lips or tongue when you kiss…is weird. But when he draws blood and sucks it then beware he may be a vampire.
When a guy kisses you on the lips during your first date. . . well it’s obvious what he’s after. No need to state the obvious. A kiss is just a kiss is just a kiss…don’t expect more and give it much meaning.
I was hoping though that before my lip balm rests in peace I’ll understand why. . . Why is it that every prince I’ve kissed has turned into frogs and every frog I’ve kissed has mutated into assholes!?*Sigh*one of my life’s greatest mysteries. I refuse to believe that the problem is in me. I also refuse to sleep a hundred years to wait for a kiss to wake me up. I’m impatient. I don’t wanna wait for my life to happen…I want to make it happen. I’d rather make a few mistakes and learn than play safe.I’d rather kiss a hundred frogs and keep on hoping that someday I’ll kiss the right frog that’ll turn into my long awaited prince charming. Then he’ll whisk me away from my world and into the nearest asylum. And then we’ll live happily ever after in a world of our own.
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that's what lip balms are for…to ward off the warts 
yup magbo's lagi ta
The problem must be in the lips flo…if I may quote :
Why is it that every prince I’ve kissed has turned into frogs and every frog I’ve kissed has mutated into assholes
I see a pattern, whenever you kiss something/someone, may it be a prince or frog something happens. bweheheh 
OT:
Naa nako coffee maker diri sa office, we can have coffee here anytime. Dala lang og coffee na ma brew nato.
heh!:-P
yup i'll go to your office and i'll bring some poisoned apple to go with that coffee
You don't have to kiss bunch of losers just to find the ONE… 
Yap, I agree with alvin, you don't need to kiss a bunch of losers just to find the right loser. bweheheheh…:P
Beer ta flo! heheh
Posted by ano-malia at April 26, 2006, 7:51 pmmaybe your frog/prince just made a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask directions
@alvin,anomaly,avatar:
thank you guys for your kind words…for letting me hope that somewhere lost out there is "the one" or the right frog/loser for me and for not telling me point blank that i am a loser too Ü beer anyone?
you'd be slimey and grow warts on your lips by kissing too many frogs flo bwahahah!
sige lang, next time we'll talk about your passion for frogs turning into princes
Posted by Avät@r at April 25, 2006, 10:25 am