why?

Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going to? Where is God? Are just some of the questions I’ve been trying to answer since time immemorial. Apart from these questions are some questions that others may deem unimportant but bugs me anyway.

Here are those questions that I haven’t voiced out yet and can’t seem to search in Google or Ask Jeeves.

1.)Why are there days when people seem to wear the same color without corroboration? Ever noticed that? Seems like there is some color of the day thingy. Today in the office many people wore pink, girls and boys alike.

2.)Why is it that when you think of a person or talk about them behind their backs they appear? “Talk of the devil” I oftentimes mutter. This is really inconvenient coz most of the time we talk of negative things about that person. I remember this one time at band camp…I mean when I was with a friend at the mall and I told her “Ang pangit ng GF ni Jaime” when she nudged me to look behind my back and voila it was Jaime and his GF!
  3.)Why is it that oftentimes when I pick up my cell phone I receive a message? Am I attuned to my phone? Or does the human body emit some sort of signal or connectivity chuvanels with the phone?

4.)Why is it that during mass when it’s time to say “Peace be with you” I can never seem to catch anybody’s eye? When I turn to my right the person in my right turns to the right. When I turn to my left the person on my left turns to the left? When I turn to my back the person is looking elsewhere. Am I the only one experiencing this? I guess if I’m paranoid enough I would have concluded that they are avoiding my gaze. Thus, sometimes I just stare at the front and wait for the person on my front to turn around. At least I have one hit. Shouldn’t the pope do something about this? I mean release some encyclical regarding the choreography of saying peace to ensure that people catches each other’s eye? Maybe this is what we’ve been missing. Maybe this is the answer to world peace. To actually look a person in the eye and say “Peace be with you”. Peace out!:-)

5.)Why is it that when I look for a fork I find spoons? “It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife” as the song from Alanis goes. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t ya think? It’s really true. There are just times when it seems like the whole universe is conspiring just to piss you off.
 

6.)Why are there many Indians in Filipino Chatrooms?

7.)Is universal fight matches fair? I mean is somebody with training of Jiu Jitsu in San Diego a match for somebody with boxing training in General Santos?

There are more but I can no longer recall some of them. Got anything to add?