of gym equipments,magic sing and the usual nonsense

Yesterday, I accompanied my friend to the gym. I was planning to have a session of kickboxing but when we got there the class was over, thus I had no choice but to join my friend in her fitness program. I never tried my luck with gym equipments before and it was kinda awkward esp. when we were the only females around. I also don’t know how to properly breathe…when to exhale & inhale. Damn but my lungs & my muscles don’t seem to coordinate. Anyways, I don’t think I’ll do it again. Besides, I can’t concentrate. I don’t know but I keep on thinking xxx thoughts as I did the routine. Maybe because of the guys “pumping” iron, the muscles..sweat…oh heck maybe it was just too long… If only i could get the expertise of the liposuction in Beverly Hills then I wouldn’t bother with the gym or any exercise anymore.

Afterwards, I went to some party where I decided to be antisocial. After eating, I didn’t join my friends & instead stayed by myself till it’s time to go home. Guess what I was thinking while sitting there and staring into space? Nope it wasn’t those guys at the gym but how to inconspicuously unplug the Magic sing coz the guy hogging the mic is irritating the hell out of me with his performance level singing. He acted like he was on a concert or something.

I received something this morning.

This came purportedly from a guy who likes me from T’boli, South cot. It contained 3 pineapples supposedly from his farm. I’m torn between bursting into tears and laughing out loud. I was actually having second thoughts about posting this but since I know my friends will love to laugh at my expense …I gave in and posted it with matching pix pa (which I took before I dumped the gift in the nearest garbage can… yup that’s how I show my appreciation)
The darnedest things seem to keep happening to me lately.