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July 20, 2006<insert a picture of a burning rat or a burning Elmer Fudd>
They say that anger is like burning the house down to kill a single rat. What’s wrong with that? The satisfaction of imagining the rat roasting, squeaking in pain and pondering over its inevitable death is priceless. And savoring the knowledge that it’s real and not just mere imagination. <insert evil laugh>I’m feeling good already. <insert thoughts here that would relate to the next paragraph>
I am a grouch during mornings. That fact added with some bad news early in the morning has the makings of rage. I was ready to kill our company driver. He was supposed to get something from me back in Davao but he with his small brain, forgot about it. When he approached me this morning without the package, I verbally assaulted him like some palengkera <insert translation>. I rarely get mad, I mean I get mad a lot but I just don’t verbalize them coz I don’t want to say things I’ll regret in the end . I also find it awkward to apologize or accept apology. But there are just times that I can’t help it. He tried to apologize but I cut him off with an “oh shut up!” After I was finished with my tirade I gave him the silent treatment. A few minutes later after breakfast, he sent me a text message and continued to apologize. I want to stay angry at him but I can’t. How can I stay angry at someone who looks like Elmer Fudd? Or to someone who’s just plain stupid? It’s like training a cat to develop distaste for a mouse. It’s simply pointless. I’m quick to anger and quick to forgive but forgetting is another thing. <insert here a witty ending or something that would not make the reader (note:singular form) regret reading this totally senseless post and would make him/her come back for more>
Currently: attempting to make a decent post and get out of the devil’s butt blogger’s block
song in my head: three blind mice
Previous Comments
[1] <insert witty reply> hehehe am currently suffering from <insert fever> thanks carey… i think your comment just cured me 
its supposed to be Elmer Fudd or maybe he resembles a fudge brownie? bwehehehe ana jud na flo, shit happens…good thing you didn't fry his brain with radio splatter ;P
oh i love i love i love this post! kind of the stuff that says how everybody feels deep in the corners of their hearts. i particularly like the first paragraph… the part where you wanna evoke mass extinction ..no, just something like that! iv never seen a burning Elmer Fudd before so maybe its time we stood for something and change the world!
hmmmm, i like you.. lets be friends!
Posted by kuazee at July 23, 2006, 4:12 amis this a story about a mice or a driver prentending to be a mice. hahahahaha..
kaluoy sad sa driver oi. maldita! hahahahaha.. **apir
Posted by psyche at July 23, 2006, 4:35 pm[3] Fudd was my first thought but somebody actually corrected me that it's Fudge..should've stuck to it hehehe i haven't finished with him yet…will consider the radio splatter
@kuazee:gee thanks! i like how your mind works, you have the makings of an arsonist LOLS
@psyche:it's about a mice trapped in a driver's body and managed to look like Elmer Fudd
this post reminds me of that scene from the movie Shrek where they were eating barbecued rat…
Posted by carey at July 21, 2006, 12:14 amgrabe diay ka masuko.. heheh
that's a witty ending actually, and this is not a totally senseless post.